Thursday, August 6, 2020

She came in through the bathroom window.

She came in through the bathroom window. but she wont have to do that anymore, now she can just go in the Infinite like the rest of campus. Its a historic summer at MIT, for facilities has finally decided to recognize the Institutes gender balance with a construction project in the Infinite Corridor. Formerly the worlds longest single hallway, the Infinite (actually only about 825 feet long) spans buildings 7, 3, 10, 4, and 8 and features the little dome (over Lobby 7), the Student Services Center (11-120), the admissions office (10-100), the Building 4 Cafe (4-100) and the brand-new Nanomechanical Technology Laboratory (8-110). You can also find three mens restrooms (8-113, 4-101, 7-107) and one womens restroom (3-101). But thats about to change. And in the meantime, they have this sign up. Can you imagine what I looked like taking a picture of a bathroom door at 1:30 in the afternoon in the busiest hallway on campus? No, really, just think about it for a sec. Uh, sorry, I just really like this door and need a picture of it. Right now. Go ahead by! I did receive applause from two self-identified women engineers, who agreed that the sex change operation had been a long time coming. I hear that the interior of the new bathroom will be designed by Frank The Stata Center O. Gehry and that all the toilets will be molded in non-Euclidean geometries and suspended from the ceiling by titanium wires. Just playin.

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